My Fevered Brain Presents: Blind Justice Has a Big-Ass Robot

I feel the intense need to watch/read something that features the blind swordsman Zatoichi teaming up with Omega Supreme now.
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And that would be the first issue of my new comic: Completely Unnecessary But Compelling Team-Ups. I think they would be a sufficiently hardcore introduction to the concept.

Issue #2: Tony Jaa & Rom The Space Knight in a little story called KYAG, Suckas

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via well, Rom

Issue #3: Abraham Lincoln & Jack Bauer in Four Score and Seven Ass-Kickings Ago

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Aaaaaaand I should finally go to sleep because I'm obviously delirious.

Cause of Death: Shot by Jack Bauer

I think we need a drinking game where you take a shot every time someone close to Jack Bauer dies. Double shots if he guns them down himself.

Pretty sure you probably end up with alcohol poisoning just by watching the first few episodes of season 5.

And the winner of the voting battle royale

The Cybertronian Sledgehammer!
3 votes for Devastator, 2 for Voltron, and 1 for Bauer. Not bad.

But he's a good sport, and took his competition to a pub afterwards for some fun.

Jack Bauer not available, presumably because he was kidnapped and tortured again.

Lil Devastator by Matt Moylan, http://mattmoylan.com/