I need a theme

Someone asked me the other day, how would I accessorize my henchmen?

Which is a very good question because I haven't actually chosen a super villain theme. This isn't a choice to be made so quickly though, so I wouldn't mind any suggestions.

Here's some stuff to keep in mind:
-Not much of a budget here, so keep it basic.

-The evil army will have many, many gorillas in it

-Kirby dots are win. Hell, if we can figure out how to work them into the toilets of the space station of doom, even more win.

-I will totally create a device to block out the Sun just to fuck with people who keep saying how happy they are that Spring is here.

How would you accessorize your henchmen?

Henchmen Tryouts

Like any good villain, I figure it's about time I actually hired me a minion. Someone who can communicate my displeasure with the sheer stupidity that hits me every day with such a blunt force trauma that it's amazing I'm still alive. Someone I can count on. Someone I can trust. So it is with great pleasure and evil that I introduce:

THE WTF-IS-THIS-SHIT GORILLA

otherwise known as Jim.

The rest of you have a long way to go if you hope to match his standing in the ranks of the evil empire. But if you do so desire, feel free to send a resume and list of evil references and we can see about getting you in.