Friday, February 19, 2010

Random Links of Doom

-Fun list of the Top 10 Movie Mad Scientists of All Time. Although I am sad Dr. Herbert West played by Jeffrey Combs wasn't included, I am glad Brundlefly & Dr. Mabuse made it in there.

-Some great Green Lantern/Blackest Night paintings done by one of our customers. Gotta love the gore like texture to the Rage one.

-Little review I did for Mesmo Delivery, you should check the book out if you get the chance.

And finally:

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Blackest Night Cheat Sheet

In case anyone is interested or knows someone who is, I've posted a quickie relevance reading guide for all the Blackest Night hoopla over at Trustyhenchmen. Considering how expensive it could be to try to read all of it, people may need a little help figuring out just what is necessary to the overall plot and what is just a waste of paper.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

oh such wonderful violence

I've made it a point to re-read my Battle Angel Alita volumes again, partially because I haven't read much manga in a while and also because of all the James Cameron Avatar hoopla. Why is that relevant? Cameron's name has been attached to a Battle Angel movie for like a decade now, but the reason he apparently hasn't moved forward with it is because he felt the technology wasn't up to the challenge. So for those of you who really like the special effects in Avatar, the thing to realize is that essentially the entire movie was just a dry run for a completely different movie. And that's not to downplay Avatar, although feel free to downplay the story because it was really just like 4 other movies mushed together. Ferngully + Dances With Wolves at the least.

So the thing about Battle Angel Alita is that it's pretty bat-shit insane. Think of all the craziest fight scenes Jack Kirby ever pulled off and then take at least five different drugs and you might have a handle on why making a movie for this has been a pipe dream. It's not that the fights are especially Kirby-esque and epic, it's just that the amount of time put into designing and inventing fighting styles and fluid sequences is fantastic. And actually, some of them are pretty epic, so strike that, Kirby would probably have loved the sheer inventiveness of this series. There was an animated movie, but it just kinda mushed the first and second books together and that's sort of meh.

Anywho, to get to the point. I did a short review of the first three Alita books over @ Trustyhenchmen. If that spikes any interest, I would also recommend the current series, which is sort of a 'What If' take that replaces the last half of the final original volume with a whole new, crazier scenario. And this is the kind of crazy that seems natural that Grant Morrison wishes he could achieve. This is the kind of series that has a giant robot with a horse body wage war on a floating city, a mad scientist that's infatuated with flan, and a karate war that was essentially a free for all fight among thousands of martial arts cyborgs. KARATE WAR.

Considering in the last volume I read that Alita had her arm lopped off and then she proceeded to use it to pummel her opponent, I'm probably going to be bringing this book up a lot in the future.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Hope for humanity yet

Was ringing up a mother and her kid, who was probably like 8-10 years old. They had picked up a number of the DC Showcase reprints, so right off the bat some good choices. Then she picked up the Martian Manhunter volume and asked him, "Who's this? Do you even know who he is?". To which the kid replied, "That's J'onn J'onzz! He's like tougher than Superman, and he's neat!"
"Tougher than Superman?"
"Yeah, but he's weak to just fire!"

My cold black heart grew three sizes that day. God bless you little dude. God bless.
pic via Apropos of Something

Need to show J'onn some respect, is all I'm sayin'

Friday, January 1, 2010


Right off the bat for New Year, stepped into a giant pile of dog poo and then crashed into a bunch of stuff in the kitchen destroying crap. None of this was with the benefit of alcohol in my system.2010, you are doing nothing for your case to convince me that you do not deserve horrible horrible destruction.

Thursday, December 31, 2009


Urg, been a while since I worked on this blog, sorry >_>

I've been spending most of my time updating my other blog over at Trustyhenchmen with constant reviews and stuff like that. Between that, tons of work, and the holidays I've just been lazy over here with my plots for destruction and world domination. With the exception of the giant doomsday robot gorilla, that project was completed but I forgot to actually install an 'on' switch. You all caught another lucky break with that one.
I promise I'll start posting somewhat regularly here again, at the very least to rant mad threats at the world and curse the names of my enemies. Actually, probably only to do that.

Monday, September 14, 2009

The Mercury Men

Trailer for a web series. Looks like a lot of fun.