If I ever loose my current job, I am seriously going to threaten human freedom by creating a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
"Do You like Hawkeye with the fingerless gloves or with the full gloves?"
"I don’t really care what he’s getting, as long as it’s safe to read." (Said as purchasing a copy of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac for a child presumably under 10)
Customer: Can you order this for me? (points out a $75 HC in an order form)
Me: I can pre-order that for you if you like, sure.
Customer: No, I just want to look at it.
Me: Um, well it's a pricey book and it's not something I believe we can really move unless it's pre-ordered.
Customer: Well, I can't really afford it.
Me: Sorry, I just can't really carry it just for you to look at it. No one else has shown any interest.
Customer: Well, can you call around and find out who will be carrying it?
So, let me get this straight. I’m supposed to settle for twenty cents on the dollar if I’m selling? But I’m supposed to pay FULL price if I’m buying?!?! I’ll burn them first. [And the collection? Mostly '90's Image titles. I WAS BEING GENEROUS]