Things that cannot be unheard

So these new 12inch Indiana Jones figures came in this Wednesday. If you poke him in the stomach his mouth opens and starts talking.

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_indy2_3.jpg

Creeeeeepy.

And thank you customer Paul, for searing this description into my brain

"Looks like a little Indiana Jones sex toy."

God.......DAMMIT, Paul.