Saturday, August 23, 2008

Creepy Porn Moment #234

One time, there was this guy back in our adult section, right? He spent over two hours in the poorly lit and altogether disturbing area that was the back of our store (the adult section is all gone now). So closing time comes along and I tell him he needs to bring whatever he wants to buy up to the register and we need to close up. Well, he takes his sweet time and finally brings a Japanese porno comic up front. I start to ring him up, and it turns out he’s like fifty cents short. I say whatever just take it and go. So he goes and we close down the store, and about 10 minutes pass give or take. The bastard comes back to the door and knocks. So I go to see what he wants and I open up. And then the bastard has to go and say, " I don’t need this anymore. You can have it back." And he proceeds to take the book out of his pocket and try to hand it to me.

As far as I'm concerned, there is no real good reason to have an adult section. At all. Ever.