HAHAHAHA YOUR CHUCK NORRIS COMIC IS WORTH NOTHING, YOU BASTARD

So this old craggy bastard comes in and says, "I have this old comic, it has to be worth something, you should buy it." I take a look and it's a beat up copy of Chuck Norris #1, published in 1987 by Marvel's then kids line Star Comics. So I say, "Sorry, not too interested in that. It's a bit beat up and not really worth anything." The craggy bastard then explodes in a litany of swearing and cursing, and storms out of the store.

Now, you would think that would be something that pissed me off. But seriously, the awesomeness of the whole thing kept me going for the whole day. That dude had a whole lot invested in that Chuck Norris, I guess.